Groms get us hyped. Their neck tanlines. Their day-glo wetsuits and how they insist on surfing all damn day on nothing but pretzels, nachos and Purps. It’s all so good. The only problem: you have to watch them get portrayed like they’re delicate china being sent overseas in bubble wrap. Well, fuck that. We’ve seen how many pretzels and Slurpees they can down. And how hard they rip. In enough time they’ll be running this joint, so let’s not pussyfoot around ’em like they’re dandelions in a meadow. They’re groms! It’s time they get shown to the world the way they are: sick runts who rip and love surfing more than we’ll ever know and who will soon enough rule us all. Let’s enjoy the show.
Our first episode back features Australian Kyuss King — an Ozzie Wright meets Taj Burrow and Gavin Beschen hybrid of mischief and corndogs in neon. Presented by Gorilla.
And stay tuned for Adolescents: The Movie, a What Youth film coming in 2016
Watch another sick grom Cole Sandman’s Offbeat here: